Until animals learn how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.
- African Proverb
We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.
- SENECA THE YOUNGER
You will never know the value of this moment until it becomes a memory.
- Unknown
Good health is like a crown that the healthy wear but only the sick can see.
- Unknown
Pizza is like dildos. Just order a large, you'll get all of it inside you eventually.
- Unknown
Don't be mad at lazy people, they didn't do anything.
- Unknown
If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me.
- Eleanor Calder
You just have to take it one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time.
- Unknown
Just because I carry it all so well does not mean it's not heavy.
- Unknown
Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.
- Anne Lamott
I always set two alarms, one is for the person I want to be and the other is for the person I am.
- Unknown
The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
- Chinese expression
How you do anything is how you do everything.
- Unknown
Just because it's taking time doesn't mean it's not happening.
- Unknown
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit.
- Unknown
Only when you try to name a baby you realize how many people you hate
- Unknown
No amount of anxiety makes any difference to anything that is going to happen.
- Allan Watts
Pooping in an elevator is taking your shit to another level.
- Unknown
Bees don’t explain to flies that honey is better than shit.
- Unknown
Your salary is just your company's monthly subscription of you.
- Unknown
Old keys don’t open new doors.
- Unknown
Accents are just mouth fonts.
- Unknown
You never fail until you stop trying.
- Albert Einstein
Not everyone likes you but not everyone matters.
- Unknown
You can't be late until you show up.
- Unknown
If you set expectations, you limit the result.
- Unknown
Build your dreams or someone will hire you to build theirs.
- Unknown
My neighbors listen to good music whether they like it or not.
- Unknown
Be the reason someone smiles today, or the reason someone drinks, whatever works.
- Unknown
If books fall on you, you have no one to blame but your shelf.
- Sean Connery
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- Rita Mae Brown
If you've never made a mistake, you've never tried something new.
- Unknown
We never grow up, we only learn how to behave in public.
- Unknown
make her cum = make her calm.
- Unknown
Creating something out of thin air is easy, it's finding the air that's hard.
- Asher trotte
If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.
- Wayne Dryer
The purpose of life is to die young as late as possible.
- Unknown
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Forgiving you is my gift to you, moving on is my gift to myself.
- Unknown
Why trust you? You never made our dreams come true.
- A. Cooper
If it doesn't matter, get rid of it, if you can't get rid of it, it matters.
- Unknown
All you need is passion. If you have a passion for something, you'll create the talent.
- Yanni
Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are.
- Unknown
I don't hate you, I'm just done with you.
- Unknown
It takes three wipes to realize you needed two wipes.
- Unknown
A man always has two reasons for what he does - a good one and the real one.
- J.P Morgan
When the dreamer dies, what happens to the dream?
- Unknown
I’m comfortable with you being uncomfortable with me.
- Maryam hasnaa
Let go of your obsession with perfection.
- Unknown
A mistake repeated more than once is a decision.
- Unknown
You need to learn to let go of people who already let go of you.
- Unknown
There are two types of people in this world, avoid both.
- Unknown
Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.
- Unknown
The version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility.
- Unknown
Not everyone is an artist but everyone is a fucking critic.
- Marcel Duchamp
Adventure is dangerous, routine is deadly.
- Unknown
You aren’t doing it wrong if no one knows what you’re doing.
- Unknown
I do not have time for things that have no soul.
- Charles Bukowski
When you’re in a dark place you might think that you’ve been buried, but perhaps you’ve been planted. Bloom.
- Unknown
People never understand what you do for them, until you stop doing it.
- Unknown
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution.
- Albert Einstein
Never judge how someone is dealing with a pain you’ve never experienced.
- Unknown
It's easier to beg for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.
- Admiral Grace Murray Hopper
if you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission.
- Unknown
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
- Unknown
Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have.
- Unknown
Every love story is a tragedy if you wait long enough.
- Unknown
If it doesn't open, it's not your door.
- Unknown
You're not doing it wrong if no one knows what you're doing.
- Unknown
Your future self is watching you right now.
- Unknown
Time does not exist, clocks exist.
- Unknown
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.
- Jonathan Winters
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about, be kind, always.
- Unknown
I love you, I will love you until I die, and if there's life after that, I will love you then too.
- Unknown
Don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.
- Unknown
I don't hate you. I'm just not excited about your existence.
- Unknown
Art is never finished, only abandoned.
- Leonardo da vinci
If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.
- Unknown
You were born an original, don't die a copy.
- Unknown
I'm mentally dating you.
- Unknown
They told me I couldn't, that's why I did.
- Unknown
I don't know how to act my age, I've never been this old before.
- Unknown
Don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm.
- Unknown
No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
- Unknown
Honesty is the highest form of intimacy.
- Unknown
If you don't like where you are, move, you're not a tree.
- Unknown
The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
- Unknown
I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on earth. Then i ask myself the same question.
- Unknown
Pain fades unless you feed it.
- Unknown
Learn rules carefully so you can break them properly.
- Unknown
If traveling was free you would never see me again.
- Unknown
Think about all the chameleons you've seen and didn't even know it.
- Unknown
Distance means nothing when someone means everything.
- Unknown
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
- Salvador Dalí
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- Albert Einstein
The hardest ones to love are the ones who need it the most.
- Unknown
If the whole world was blind, how many people would you impress?
- Unknown
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
- Unknown
Don't judge my story based on the chapter you just walked into.
- Unknown
In the eyes of a child you will see, the world as it should be.
- Unknown
If you don't control your mind someone else will.
- Unknown
Anybody who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.
- Unknown
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle
You don't plan to fail, you fail to plan.
- Unknown
Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come after you.
- Unknown
If you lend someone money and you never see them again, it was money well spent/
- Unknown
Give a man a mask and he will become his true self.
- The joker
You are who you are when no one is looking.
- Unknown
When people tell you you've changed, it's only because you stopped acting the way they want you to act.
- Unknown
Most people don't notice what you do until you stop doing it.
- Unknown
You know my name, not my story.
- Unknown
The creative adult is the child who survived.
- Unknown
Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
- Unknown
Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.
- Henry Ford
We're all stories in the end.
- Unknown
I wonder how many places I've already visited for the last time.
- Unknown
Don't touch my soul with dirty hands.
- Unknown
In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.
- Unknown
Sometimes doing nothing is everything.
- Unknown
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
- Unknown
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
- Unknown
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
- John W. Gardner
They don't miss you when you're gone, they miss you when you move on.
- Unknown
Logic is the enemy of creativity.
- Unknown
If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
- Albert Einstein
coincidence is god's way of remaining anonymous.
- Albert Einstein
There is a big difference between someone who needs a hug and someone who needs a hug from you.
- Ndv
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
- Wendell Johnson
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five more minutes.
- Wilson Mizner
If at first, the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
- Albert Einstein
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
- John Archibald Wheeler
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
- Mignon McLaughlin
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
- Mark Twain
A man chases a woman until she catches him.
- American Proverb
A woman should soften but not weaken a man.
- Sigmund Freud
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
- Oscar Wilde
Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
- African Proverb
When love is not madness, it is not love.
- Pedro Calderon de la Barca
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
- Gilda Radner
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
- Henry David Thoreau
There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.
- Ansel Adams
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
- Twyla Tharp
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes, Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- Scott Adams
Music is what life sounds like.
- Eric Olson
Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head.
- Unknown
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Steven Wright
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
- Dr. Seuss
Experience lets you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- Unknown
If it didn't really matter, you wouldn't be spending so much time thinking about it.
- Unknown
If nobody from the future tries to stop you, how bad of a decision can it really be?
- Justin Manigault
Too many disappointments are usually a sign for too many expectations.
- Unknown
There is a fine line between genius and insanity, and I'm trying to blur it.
- Unknown
Find out what you’re afraid of and go live there.
- Chuck Palahniuk
If you're good at something never do it for free.
- The joker
A ship is safe in harbour, but that's not what ships are for.
- William Shedd
I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame, I simply follow my own feelings.
- W.A. Mozart
No artist is ever pleased.
- Unknown
I'd kick you in the vagina but i'm afraid i'd lose my shoe.
- Unknown
They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a fucking legend.
- Unknown
Everyone's friend is nobody's friend.
- Aristo
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
- Unknown
You are what you love not who loves you.
- Unknown
Not all who wander are lost.
- Unknown
Second place is the first loser.
- Unknown
If people are trying to bring you down, it only means you are above them.
- Unknown
Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
It's always the wrong person who teaches you the right things in life.
- Unknown
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.
- Steve Jobs
You don't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying in there.
- EDWIN LOUIS COLE
It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you are not.
- Denis Waitley
The worst enemy of creativity is self doubt.
- Sylvia Plath
Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
- Unknown
A certain darkness is needed to see the stars.
- Unknown
סמים לב שהעיניים שלי אדומות?
- Unknown
You never know how soon it will be too late.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Common sense is not so common.
- Voltaire
If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Winston churchill
The hardest prisons to break out of are the ones without locks.
- Unknown
The key is not to prioritise what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities.
- Stephen Covey
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Steven wright
If you don't know what you're doing, you can do anything.
- Unknown
It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.
- Agnes Repplier
The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
- Linus Pauling
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a way of travelling.
- Unknown
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
- Confucius
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember, involve me and I learn.
- Benjamin Franklin
Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
- Lao Tsu
The best way out is always through.
- Robert Frost
I can resist anything, except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde
Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?
- Danielle LaPorte
Simplicity is not a simple thing.
- Charles Chaplin
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
- Leonardo da Vinci
.אם היא בוגדת בו איתך, היא תבגוד גם בך
- Unknown
The best hobbies are the ones that take you furthest from your occupation.
- Unknown
Never let a good crisis go to waste.
- Unknown
Creativity is intelligence having fun.
- Albert Einstein
Love me or leave me.
- Unknown
We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are.
- Max De Pree
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down.
- Charles Chaplin
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